Bitch Domme

I offer three types of therapeutic sessions. Surely you can figure out one that will work for what you seek.

Email
My least-expensive option. My fee for corresponding with you when I could be doing more productive things with my time varies by your desired frequency of communication and how much work you are. The more annoying you insist on being, the higher my fee. Naturally.

Email therapy begins at $20 per email or a flat rate of $100/week. Pre-paid, of course.

Phone
If you desire a more personal touch, I’m available almost anywhere by phone. I do not sit around all day on the phone, you must make an appointment to speak to me. Boring, inane or annoying conversationalists will find their phone calls cut short and their fee raised.

Phone therapy begins at $50/hr. I dislike talking on the phone so there is no flat rate option. Pre-paid, of course.

In Person
The most expensive and mutually-rewarding. Doubtless far more exciting for you than distance-therapy. I expect to conduct therapy at a suitably impressive hotel or quiet restaurant of your choice. Rule of thumb: if the hotel room costs less per night than my therapy fee, it’s probably not good enough. The same is true of dinner.

I do not charge by the hour. When I feel we have accomplished a breakthrough, I will consider that therapy session finished. If I become overly bored or you break one of my rules, I will simply leave.

I may leave you in tears; I may not.

Needless to say but I must say it anyway: you will not have any form of sexual interaction with me. I doubt I’ll even remove my shoes in front of you. I can assure you you will not even touch my feet. You couldn’t do it right even if you tried. Our possible physical interactions are detailed here.

The Cost of Therapy
I have not yet decided exactly how much you should pay me for my service. Indeed, it is a service. I should be honored for providing a community service of honest therapy to men but since that’s unlikely to happen, cash will do nicely.

How much cash depends on my mood when you contact me.

You probably hope you approach me on a good day.

Naturally, the more trying you are, the more you will have to pay.

A token deposit ($50) for in-person therapy is required. Any travel expenses must be paid in advance. Neither the deposit or travel expenses are refundable.

I have no interest in your offerings of BDSM toys/clothes or your idea of gifts. Even if I gave you a detailed list, you’ll still get it wrong. You would not attempt to pay your therapist with so-called gifts.

You may take me on shopping trips to augment my possessions: shoes, handbags, jewelry, undergarments, suits, vehicles, property. I will tell you what stores I want to enter, I choose what I want, you keep your opinions to yourself, pay the bill and carry my purchases. Custom-tailored clothes please me even more than off-the-rack. Property pleases me most of all.

Though I like the concept of financial domination, the actual practice does not interest me. If you want to give me more money, you will. I will never ask. Like any other civilized person, it pleases me to live in luxury and have grand experiences; however, do not think for one single moment that by spending more money on me you’re going to somehow change my opinion of you.

Unlike a therapist, you never paying for my time. You are paying for ability to see into you, study your many flaws, point them out and hopefully remove your self-created delusions about your worth as a man.

The Benefit of Therapy
One personal session is enough for you to know the relief of surrendering into my cold, capable hands. You can be absolutely honest with me. I’ll judge you, and harshly too. Your secrets are safe with me — mostly because I don’t think they’re worthy of serious consideration.

After your bout of extreme self-honesty and revelation with me, you can put your normal face back on and go into the world; relieved of your guilt of living a lie, knowing there is penance for your hollow masculine facade, knowing one person in this world sees you clearly as you are — it is almost an absolution to find that.

I sincerely hope the women who must be in daily contact with you appreciate my efforts at reforming your useless, empty male ego.